BRIAN GORDON BOOKS
BEST.
BOOK.
EVER.
Welcome to the best book ever written! Except maybe for the sequel, but I'll let you decide after you've read them all. And there might be another one too, but let's keep that between us - and the internet. Anyway, I have written at least two of the best books ever! And who am I, you might be asking. Well, I am none other than THE Dante Nimrod Ferno! Haven't heard of me? THEN READ THE BOOK! ... BOOKS! Seriously, you'll love reading about my crazy adventures trying to repair my unfairly tarnished reputation with my classmates at Purg Middle School. Ever try to get a bunch of adolescent demons, ogres, unicorns and myriad other mythical kid creatures to like you? Yeah - READ. THE. BOOKS.!
Oh, and be careful while you're here, there's a guy named Brian who's trying to take credit for MY BOOKS. Avoid him, he's not well.
BOOKS & STUFF
Dante N. Ferno
Is NOT A Loser
It’s hard for a demon kid growing up in a rough town like Brimstone. With an embarrassing past to live down, constant threats from bullies, and two very annoying siblings, Dante N. Ferno has his hands full.
But he has a plan to fix everything! Since he’s beginning a new school he merely has to completely reinvent himself and maybe convince everyone he’s not the biggest loser in the underworld.
Easy, right?
(Wrong.)
With his angelic new friend Virgil by his side, Dante will have to survive demonic classmates, family chaos, and enough awkward disasters to haunt him forever. Basically: middle school. Only somehow worse.
Dante N. Ferno
Camp Catastrophe
When Dante N. Ferno packed his bags for Camp Sulfur Springs, he had modest hopes: fresh air, a few run-ins with harmless wildlife, and plenty of quality time with his best friend, Virgil.
Instead, he finds himself trapped at the world’s weirdest camp—where the counselors are suspicious, the activities are terrifying, and something lurking in the woods may be more than just campfire gossip.
With Virgil's help, Dante will have to survive monster-filled mayhem, sinister secrets, and enough humiliation to embarrass him for life.
Dante N. Ferno
Goes Mutts
When Dante N. Ferno and his best friend Virgil are overwhelmed with boredom, they decide to earn enough money to buy the brand-new InSmelliVision game system. Their brilliant business plan? Starting a pet grooming company.
Before long, Dante and Virgil are up to their necks in fur, fangs, and furious customers. Between multiple grooming disasters and some mysterious sabotage, they might just need to go into hiding. And just when things can’t possibly get worse, they find themselves competing in the biggest pet grooming contest in the underworld.
What could possibly go wrong?
ABOUT BRIAN...
Hey there! I'm Brian Gordon, author, illustrator, cartoonist, and coffee enthusiast.
While I spent nearly two decades as a greeting card artist, most people know me from my webcomic, Fowl Language, where I chronicle the joys and struggles (mostly the struggles) of parenting.
Now, after more than a decade of writing about kids, I'm writing for them! My Dante N. Ferno series draws on my own experiences of being bullied to craft stories that are equal parts funny and hopeful.
Interested in having me at your next event? I'm available for talks, drawing sessions, book signings, and more — just reach out using the contact info below!
