BRIAN GORDON BOOKS
BEST.
BOOK.
EVER.
Welcome to the best book ever written! Except maybe for the sequel, but I'll let you decide after you've read them all. And there might be another one too, but let's keep that between us - and the internet. Anyway, I have written at least two of the best books ever! And who am I, you might be asking. Well, I am none other than THE Dante Nimrod Ferno! Haven't heard of me? THEN READ THE BOOK! ... BOOKS! Seriously, you'll love reading about my crazy adventures trying to repair my unfairly tarnished reputation with my classmates at Purg Middle School. Ever try to get a bunch of adolescent demons, ogres, unicorns and myriad other mythical kid creatures to like you? Yeah - READ. THE. BOOKS.!
Oh, and be careful while you're here, there's a guy named Brian who's trying to take credit for MY BOOKS. Avoid him, he's not well.
BOOKS & STUFF
Dante N. Ferno
Is (NOT) A Loser
Experience the antics of Dante, a demon kid, in his hilarious adventures. This is Book One of the series in which we meet Dante N. Ferno and find out why he's a loser ... er ... NOT a loser ... um, well ... these things are so subjective. Let's just say he's misunderstood.
Dante N. Ferno
Camp Catastrophe
Book Two finds our hero, Dante, in another madcamp misadventure as he and his angelic bestie, Virgil, trek off to rough it at Camp Sulfur Springs. Can Dante win friends and influence campers? Not if one overly popular counselor has anything to say about it. Grab your snorkel and dive into another adventure with Dante N. Ferno as he either sinks or swims in Camp Catastrophe!
Dante N. Ferno
Goes Mutts
The Dogs Must Be Crazy! What won't Dante do for a buck? Apparently nothing when it comes to making enough money to visit his favorite theme park. Pet washing sounds fun but actually trying to give The Hound of Hell a bath? What could possibly go wrong? Have you noticed when someone asks that the Universe feels obligated to answer? Yeah, it answers all right. Dante is up to his neck in hot, hairy water this time!
ABOUT BRIAN...
Hey there! I'm Brian Gordon, author, illustrator, cartoonist and basic jack of all arts. And, despite what some fictional characters on this site might say, I WROTE the Dante N. Ferno books! But I guess it's all about him since it's ... all about him. Maybe that's why I'm down here at the bottom of the page. Maybe I should write a book about me next time. Whatever.
Anyway, I have to admit I'm having fun with this guy. He tries really hard and keeps gettin back up when fate smacks him down over and over and over and ... you get the point. He's hilarious.
And if you want to find out more about all things Dante, I'm available for talks, drawing sessions, book signings and more. Just use my contact info below and let me know about your event.
But most of all, and I think Dante would agree with me when I say ...
READ. THE. BOOKS!
